Cowboy

I totally swear I won't always be this retarded.

I love you.

I miss your skinny ass.

I love you so much. Sleep well.

I haven't commented you in a long time; a week, to be exact. I think I'll do that, but you know that I appreciate you, sausage lips.

Call me. Tomorrow.

I hate odd numbers, so I have to post again. Plus, I need to make it once again obvious that I am obsessed with you.

My cowboy penis was apparently "not appropriate." Prudes, really.

Yeah. I need to be at the top. Because she's mine.

Just so you know, I would do very X-rated things to you right now.

I love you. Sleep well.

Hey, just thought I'd let you know that you're sexy, and I can't think about anything other than your body right now.

I miss you.

It's hard work keeping myself at the top of your comments. However, what kind of obsessive, highly-in-love boyfriend would I be, if I didn't? Not a good one.

I hate your computer.

I'm not sure if you inferred this quite yet, but I'm incredibly obsessed with you. And lucky to have you. I love you so much.

Hmm, sure is your opinion. Now that you've voiced it, you can also keep it to yourself. I will freely speak of my sexual appetite; you don't have to read, buddy-boy. If what you're reading is offensive to you, scroll.

It makes me happy to know that you are. I miss you so much.

You make me unbelievably happy in times like these.

While I realize your ass could leak toxic gases while I am in the general vicinity, I am willing to take this risk, nevertheless, and partake of your scrumptious backside.

I could fart on your face.

I could nibble on your ass.

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• 25 years old