Cowboy (comments)

I hate your computer.

You make me unbelievably happy in times like these.

I could fart on your face.

I could pinch your cheeks.

I fell in love with you four years ago, so I think I have you beat there. You had better be mine. I wouldn't let you be with anyone else.

I enjoy stalking you, if that weren't clear. Even in places that don't matter, you're explicitly mine.

I could use your company right now. It hurts to be without you.

I love listening to yours. It makes me laugh. I miss you.

I missed you after your phone cut me off last night.

After one of your best giggle fits.

I'll just make out with you a lot. There will be no need to struggle.

I'll tame your enormous ass, so that you won't fidget and pace around the room.

My life is public news.

I love you, I love you, I love you.

Not blaming you for needing sleep, I just wish I were with you in bed.

I'll probably be awake by the time you wake up, sleepy ass.

I can't sleep, and I miss you so much.

I think you're being a tad bit obsessive about comments. But I like it. I love you more than anything.

I "winked" you, which means that I want to have sex with you. Unfortunate that there's no cat-call. . .

I like your new photos, by the way, cutie.

Four years? I've been obsessed with you since the beginning of time.

• Male
• 25 years old